The Filipino's best friend, especially during summer. The ultimate non-living kasambahay that works 24/7. Comes in three settings: 1 (Hininga ng nag-aagaw-buhay), 2 (Sakto lang), and 3 (Bagyo sa loob ng bahay). You know you're a true Pinoy when you talk to it ("'wag kang maingay, please") or perform first aid on it when it stops working.